The Oath of the Conderati

I hereby and hereon solemnly swear on Sauces, Chutneys, Pickles and Mayos to keep the following oath and agreement.

I promise to do my duty to Queen, Country and Condiments.

I swear to be faithful and bear true allegiance to the Conderati.

I will defend any precious elixir against all conspiracies, protect their distinctive flavours and honour their accompaniments.

I will reject any second-rate pretenders

I promise to spread my condiments throughout the land, as well as with meals.

And finally I swear never, ever to consort with members of the Marmaladi.