I hereby and hereon solemnly swear on Sauces, Chutneys, Pickles and Mayos to keep the following oath and agreement.
I promise to do my duty to Queen, Country and Condiments.
I swear to be faithful and bear true allegiance to the Conderati.
I will defend any precious elixir against all conspiracies, protect their distinctive flavours and honour their accompaniments.
I will reject any second-rate pretenders
I promise to spread my condiments throughout the land, as well as with meals.
And finally I swear never, ever to consort with members of the Marmaladi.
